SlapChop - Gamora Limited Edition Drop (Aggression)

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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Gamora aggro 0 0 0 1.0

osw819 · 234

vince

HEY, IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY! WE'RE PARTNERING WITH YOUR FAVORITE SLAPPER AND CHOPPER FOR A SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION SLAP CHOP: GAMORA EDITION.

HOW DOES IT WORK, VINCE?!

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VINCE, THAT MAKES SENSE. BUT WHAT MAKES THE GAMORA EDITION SPECIAL??

WELL YOU HAVE 21 EVENTS TOTAL THAT TRIGGER HER ABILITIES. 11 THAT WORK WITH FINESSE AND 12 THAT WORK WITH PRECISION (TWO OVERLAP DUE TO Crosscounter).

OUR GAMORA EDITION COMES WITH UPGRADED BLADES FOR ENHANCED CHOPPING. WE'VE ADDED A Jarnbjorn TO CROSS CUT WITH Gamora's Sword FOR MAXIMUM AVAILABILITY OF A WEAPON TO ENABLE Mean Swing'S MASSIVE SLAP.

BUT VINCE, THESE BLADES ARE SO SHARP! WHAT IF I GET CUT IN THE PROCESS?! GLAD YOU ASKED! IF YOU ORDER TODAY, YOU'LL ALSO RECIEVE THE Conditioning Room FOR ENHANCED CLEAN-UP. WE ALSO ARE PRODUCING THIS EDITION WITH CLEAN, GREEN ENERGY AS SEEN WITH OUR Momentum Shift. TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE IS HARMED IN OPERATION, WE ALSO INCLUDE OUR INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO Clear the Area. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO COOK WITH A Battle Fury WITH MINIMAL PAIN THANKS TO THE BUILT IN CONDITIONING ROOM AND MOMENTUM SHIFT.

BUT VINCE, WITH SO MANY GREAT FEATURES HOW DO YOU KEEP THE PRICE SO LOW?? GLAD YOU ASKED! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, WE WILL DELIVER THE PACKAGE WITH OUR Helicarrier AND INCLUDE THE FREE SUPPLEMENTAL Martial Prowess. IN FACT, NO INGREDIENT IN THIS DECK COSTS MORE THAN 3! WITH OUR LOW SHIPPING COST WITH HELICARRIER, MARTIAL PROWESS, AND JARNBJORN-FUELING ENHANCED PHYSIQUE, YOU'LL BE PLAYING MULTIPLE CARDS A TURN IN A WHIRLWIND OF THWARTING(SLAP) AND ATTACKING (CHOP)!!

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 13 SECONDS AND YOU'LL RECEIVE 5 EXTRA COPIES FOR YOUR FRIENDS. ANGELA LOVES TO INVITE PEOPLE OVER TO DINNER! BUG LOVES TO EAT AFTER YOU ARE FINISHED! IRONHEART SHOPS FOR EXTRA INGREDIENTS TO BRING WITH HER! NEBULA IS A SOUS CHEF BRINGING YOU MORE PREPPED INGREDIENTS! TIGRA SEEMS TO NEVER GET TIRED OF SLAPCHOPPING! SHARE YOUR SLAPCHOPS WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

4 comments

May 18, 2021 NightcrawlerBAMF · 1

Love the enthusiasm and thought into this deck. I will definitely give it a try. I think Momentum Shift is a no brainer for Gamora; Heal 2, Deal 2 and Thwart 1.

May 19, 2021 dr00 · 7776

May 21, 2021 Bryancb · 1

I could be missing something but I'm not seeing the "11 THAT WORK WITH FINESSE AND 12 THAT WORK WITH PRECISION (TWO OVERLAP DUE TO Crosscounter)."

Finesse - 2x acrobatic move, 2x clobber, 2x crosscounter, 2x decisive blow, 3x momentum shift - 11 total

Precision - 3x clear the area, 2x crosscounter, 2x forward momentum, 2x set the pace - 9 total

Other - 3x Mean Swing

I'm super new so it's quite possible I have misunderstood something, but beyond the event count, I really like this design. I had been considering swapping out one of the allies for Groot as blocker to give Gamora a little more security. Any thoughts there? Thanks for sharing your deck.

May 21, 2021 osw819 · 234

@Bryancb you’re absolutely right. I miscounted or maybe changed some card choices as I was writing this goofy thing. My apologies!!