The Magnificent Seven

Starring...

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill (people call him Star-Lord), a Missouri gunslinger, leader of the seven

Michael Rooker as Yondu, a drifter (he's Mary Poppins y'all)

Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon, the professional in need of money (FYI he'll murder you)

Richard Rider as Nova Prime, the traumatized veteran (Don't mention Xandar around him, it's a sore subject)

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark (he is Iron Man), the fortune seeker (genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist)

Dave Bautista as Drax, the knife expert (he is not a walking thesaurus)

Shamiek Moore as Miles Morales (aka The Amazing Spider-Man), the young, hot-blooded webslinger ("With great ability comes great accountability" "Dad, that's not even how the saying goes...")