"I like the way it hurts"

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"I like the way it hurts" 3 2 0 2.0

SoloMarvelChampion · 8616

"I like the way it hurts"

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts" ~ Rihanna 2010

In this deck you'll burn through your deck with Call for Aid looking for the only AVENGER in it: Deathcry.

It sucks to stand there and watch Spider-Ham burn through his deck, but that's alright, because he likes the way it hurts! Hopefully you'll get White Fox into play and pull one or more Digging Deep into hand and eventually you'll pull Deathcry into hand.

Deathcry can ratchet up the hurt by trading you one damage (and a Toon Counter) for -1 Consequential Damage! Clarity of Purpose also trades a damage (and a Toon Counter) for a resource! He really likes the way it hurts!

With readies coming from Organic Webbing and Peter Parker it'll be easy to clear Specialized Training and grab the Front Line Specialist which makes him like the hurt even more. Now he'll get a Toon Counter and draw a card when an enemy hits him!

Testing

To be fair, I've only tested this against Expert Rhino (5-0) and Expert Unus (4-1), but I'm going to try some other villains before bed tonight.

6 comments

Apr 03, 2026 JacenSketch · 699

This looks incredibly fun! Absolutely love this idea! Genius!

Apr 03, 2026 SoloMarvelChampion · 8616

Thanks Jacen! It's fun for sure! It's struggling against Expert Black Widow but did well against Standard BW!

Apr 03, 2026 sinkhymn · 985

Yes! Deathcry seems like he was made for Spider-Ham. I tried getting a Spider-Pig deck to work with Deathcry but couldn't make it work consistently so I hope you can! I ran Cameo to get Wiccan to grab Petulant Pig along with Regroup (to bounce him back during my turn and also when blocking the Villain). Worked well with Ghost-Spider too but struggled on some expert Villains. After seeing this I might add Make the Call. Thanks!

Apr 04, 2026 THE_NickFury · 31

Do you need all those resources? Seems like you'll have plenty after he starts taking damage.

Apr 04, 2026 SoloMarvelChampion · 8616

@THE_NickFury No and yes (lol). The Digging Deeps are there for the "burn", and The Power in All of Us are helpful early for playing allies / Team-Building Exercise before you have any counters.

That said, I've replaced both The Power in All of Us with Rapid Response to get Double-duty out of Hobie Brown. He likes the way it hurts too ;) After he leaves play he does his thing, Rapid Response put him back into play with 1 damage, then he can Thwart for 2 and knock himself out and do his thing again! I'll probably post version 2.0 today. I've also added Warrior of the Great Web for the ATK boosts!

Apr 04, 2026 Castlefrank47 · 7750

Death cry was made for Spider-Ham! Looks awesome!