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| Updated Spider Ham deck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.0 |
| Updated Spider Ham deck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.0 |
| Updated Spider Ham deck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.0 |
| Me and my 50deck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.0 |
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The man, seen above, laughing at his own 'Clarity of Porpoise' pun for the seventh time that day
In local news, a local Marvel Champions: The Card Game, A Living Card Game from Fantasy Flight Games, the makers of Lord of the Rings: The Card Game, A Living Card Game, Arkham Horror: The Card Game, A Living Card Game, and Hey! That's My Fish! player has created yet another deck with Spider-Ham and Clarity of Purpose. Despite initial reports reporting that 'well over 93%' of Leadership Spider-Ham decks would include Clarity of Purpose, witnesses reported the man saying 'I must be the only one who's made this connection' to himself as he reached all the way to the back of his Spider-Ham pack to sleeve Clarity of Purpose.
Local Man Reported Author of Many 'Pretentious' Write-ups on Community Website
The man, whose name is unknown, reportedly has written many 'pretentious' write-ups for the website marvelcdb.com. Many include 'internet memes' and puns, the lowest forms of humour. Readers of the popular website expressed that this is not the 'quality content we come to this website for,' endquote.
When asked for questioning, the man had this to say: 'so, like. You know, it's not just a Clarity of Purpose Spider-Ham deck you know? It's got like other things going on.' When pushed for more details, the man only shrugged and questioned why Swinging Web Pig 'doesn't have aerial?' Fantasy Flight Games did not immediately respond to our questions for a comment.
We did reach out the local community, however. Ryan Brians, 26, had this to say:
'I just really loved the combo of using Web of Life and Destiny, and SP//dr. I use it every round. Never go home without them now. With Huge Wooden Hammer, Symbiote Suit, and Warrior of the Great Web, you can buff Ham's ATK super high, man. Spider-Man and Organic Webbing can help him ready a few times. With Command Team you can just keep doing it! Play SP//dr again, ready and use Spider-Man... to ready Spider-Ham again. There's just so much you can do, and Clarity of Purpose just helps pay for all that, and then some. You know Leadership has struggled for a long time to find its identity, but I really think Clarity of Purpose of helps clear things up.' Ryan then winked at us as if expecting for us to respond in some way. In what way, we still don't know.
Charles Charelson, of Charelston, South Carolina, 34, shared 'there's this super cool economy it's running, see? Ironheart, Kaluu, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, White Tiger, you see? Well plus Clarity of Purpose of course. It really brings the whole deck together. You draw lots of cards, get toon counters, [???], then profit!'
Local woman Elaine Dickinson spoke highly of so-called 'identity-specific' cards: 'Once I used Ham It Up to remove 34 threat in a single round! I thought we were done for! I take all this damage, but I have so many hitpoints, and then I heal, get more toon counters, get even more from The Daily Beagle....' She then began wiggling her body in a bizarre manner and reciting onomatopoeia for what can only be described as cartoon fight sounds.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
Jul 15, 2022Also if the combo isn't clear from the parody, the loop is roughly:
You can start the loop on the following turn or you can use something like Command Team to keep it going if you have enough extra resources. You may want to, if you have access to extra readies from Spider-Man and Organic Webbing. Symbiote Suit and Huge Wooden Hammer increase Ham's ATK even more (and give you Overkill one attack per round) |
Jul 15, 2022Wait, I think this is the funniest write-up on the site. Local area man did well! Have you considered Spider-Man to ready Clarity of Purpose to use it twice in one turn? |
Jul 15, 2022
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Jul 15, 2022The lulziest write-up. A very focused deck as well. I doubt that under my own powers I would have been able to get such a deck to under 45 cards. |
Jul 16, 2022thanks, |
Jul 17, 2022No one does a better write-up. I'm still laughing at all the Ham Humor. Awesome deck, dr00. |
Jul 17, 2022yeah we're just hammin it up over here :D |
shoutout to @schmendrix for helping with the write-up