Off the top rope.

HEY THERE LITTLE TIMMY!!

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO LAY A BEATDOWN ON THE BAD GUYS!? TO THROW ALL THE MINIONS OUT OF THE RING IN A ROYAL RUMBLE FOR THE AGES!? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! THIS IS THE DECK FOR YOU!

Here's what you're gonna do brother. Gather those minions and hit em with as many stone cold stunners as you can. You'll be holding all the cards as you wear them down. Tag in Two-Gun Kid kid or Spider-Girl  to take care of the light work. Or jump off the top rope for some sweet chin music with a Drop Kick. Then use your Sharp Claws to deliver a massive chop. Taking them out when you're good and ready. And get some overkill in the process. WOOO! You'll be flexing your muscles with Combat Training and Aggressive Conditioning So you should have no trouble getting overkill on their candy a*...butts. (This is a family-friendly deck after all.) And if you're still Spoiling for a Fight and can't find any one to face you cause they're all cowards, go on the prowl with Hunted and Chase Them Down. Or just call em' out in the ring with your partners in pain Moon Knight and Angela. And if they run, your AE ability lets you fish out another copy of Hunted while the ref ain't lookin. And drag em' back into the ring and stun em' again!

Need time to flip down on the mat and catch your breath? Tag in Psylocke for some confusion. Maybe duck away to the Precinct HQ and get a promotion to Sargent Slaughter. So you can clothesline any threat they pose.

And don't worry about some low life villain trying to sneak into the ring and attack when you aren't looking. You got a whole squad of RAW talent watching your back. Throg is tough enough to take a chair to the head and keep on tickin'. And Yellowjacket can take one too after he brings you an upgrade like Sharp Claws or Cat's Head Amuletto help you lay the Smackdown on these suckas. Add in the Quincarrier and you'll be serving so many they'll be eating knuckle sandwiches all week.

If you can smell what this turtle is cooking. You'll be the peoples champion in no time. Fighting Tooth and Claw to take out these wannabes. As you suplex so hard they can't see you.  OH YEAH!