Hit Me Baby One More Time!

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ClassyRobot · 3956

Hey! I’m finally in this game! About fricken time am I right?

Where was I? Who are you? How am I talking to you? Oh yea, the series of tubes. Way to go Al!

On to more important things. Namely, me. Do you like doing big beefcake beefy numbers of damage but don’t want to play as Hugh Jackman or Chris Pratt? I should have voiced Garfield…well then this is the deck for you!

Clearly when I use Maximum Effort and This Card is Fire it’s pretty chef’s kiss, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg Jack. I’ll draw you like one of your French girls any time. Slap Endurance on me and that’s a bonus 3, or go Spider-Man 2, or if you don’t play video games the snubbed by the Oscar’s Spider-Man 3, and give me Symbiote Suit for 10 more.

Now, I’m gonna be honest reader, can I call you reader? Can I call you by my name? Ok, Deadpool…no that’s confusing…I’ll be honest reader, I don’t always have Maximum Effort and I don’t have any threat to "Yoo-Hoo!", so what’s a gal to do?

Go Toe to Toe and do-si-do while you eat do-ri-tos. I know, who could punch this face?! The villain turns out, and a lot. If they have little tiny baby fists and don’t knock me out, then I pocket sand them! Counterattack! Oh yea! Dust that bad boy off in your collection! And if they do? Oh noooo, I flip to AE after doing 5 damage and…

I realllllly like to go Alter Ego. Chimichanga Truck, whispering sweet nothings to Moira MacTaggert, getting Mutant Edumacated...Who cares about aCcElErAtIoN tOkEnS?? It Ain't Over.... You’re welcome, me.

Surprise Attack! Jump scare! Did I scare you?

Back to the baby arms, you want to set it up that I get knock, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep down! I get knocked down! It’ll be rare that I don’t get knocked down to AE and have to flip up, but if somehow they can’t slap hard enough and I start the round in my super suit, we have multiple ways to Tubthump into AE, and get to flip up into hero!

Personal favorite option? Arm wrestling the Hulk. He loves it when I tell him about this deck. Holding my katanas upside down is a close second. Don’t forget I can intentionally knock myself out with "Yoo-Hoo!" or Maximum Effort so we can do all those cool flippy flip moves.

Lastly, Wolverine’s here! He’s so cuuute!!

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Nov 18, 2023 josseroo · 618

Great write-up!!!