Giant Dad

HEALTH STAMINA ENDURANCE

Everything you could want.

For those who don't know, Giant Dad was a meme Dark Souls PvP build. It's basic strategy was as follows:

1. Be really tough.
2. Attack.
3. Repeat Steps 1 and 2.

So that's what we're going to do.

Your first turn is prescripted. Play Burstein Process and Innate Aggression. Hang on to any doubles or a 0-cost you draw in the opening hand to give yourself some possible additional card plays, but mainly just go start punching. Try to prioritize Combat Training and Aggressive Conditioning when they show up since we're packing a ton of readies.

Contingency Planning lets us hold Cruisin' for a Bruisin' if we don't have a good target. Air Cover grabs Marked when neither is an option.

Battle Fury is great but costs us a Tough, right? Haha, no, shut up. Metal Bracer can absorb the damage since its a "deal" effect rather than a "take" effect. Spoiling for a Fight gives us more targets and a ready. Savage Strike deals with Toughs. Full-Body Charge is the epitome of what this deck is about, and it is very satisfying to throw it at a minion that is Cruisin' for a Bruisin'.

"But what about threat?" you say.

Jessica Jones is a thwarting beast, and Unbreakable Bond gives us access to a thwart (but don't tell anyone about that point) and healing to keep her in the mix even longer. Professor X helps out, too, and Machine Man can work in a pinch if you really want to be a nerd about it. Meanwhile, Shark-Girl knows what's up. She's usually only okay, but because Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is so strong she really shines in this deck.

Much like the Giant Dad of old, this deck is not meant to be taken seriously. It is meant to be enjoyed ferociously. Be reckless and kill things.

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!