Tony Stark's Tinder Matches

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StayOnTheLeader · 1995

Steve: Big Man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?

Tony: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Mostly a playboy.

It's a late night in the workshop building the next suit of Iron Man armor and Tony Stark is swiping right. Cassie? Swipe. Riri? Swipe. Kate? Swipe. Maria? Swipe. Bobbi? Swipe. Doreen? Eh, what the hell... swipe!

Tony doesn't really care which of them swipes back because he's not looking for a lasting relationship, he's just looking for something for the right here and right now. It's going to be just one night and one use - wham, bam, thankyou maam - then he'll get Pepper to throw them out in the garbage the next morning. There's always another girl and if he's ever lonely they're all at the end of the phone anytime he wants to Make The Call (he has Maria's number on speed dial).

Sometimes the boys come over to hang out and play video games, but most of the time it's just Tony and a string of girls whiling away the hours until he can finish his suit and become the world's most unlikeable superhero.

That's what Leadership is all about.

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