Patch: I’m Totally Not Wolverine, Stop Asking COH 26

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MaNemJeff · 736

Wolverine has always been one of my favorite heroes, and he was the first character I ever made a gameplay video for — so I wanted to build something fun that really leans into his alt‑ego, Patch.

Patch may be Wolverine’s “secret identity,” but nothing about this deck is subtle. This build turns Logan into a one‑man threat‑removal service who also happens to stab everything in sight. The Justice package gives Patch all the tools he needs to keep schemes under control while still playing like the aggressive brawler he is.

The core engine revolves around your SHIELD package — and it’s important to note that Homeland Intervention ONLY works with SHIELD cards. In this deck, your valid targets are:

Surveillance Team (x3)

The Raft

Monica Chang

Agent Coulson

That’s it. Logan’s Cabin, Helicarrier, Weapon X, Vigilante Training — all great cards, but not SHIELD, so they can’t fuel Homeland Intervention. Once your SHIELD board is online, Homeland Intervention becomes a free six‑threat removal button that Patch absolutely abuses.

And speaking of SHIELD: Monica Chang is the glue. When she enters play, she automatically searches your deck for a Surveillance Team, guaranteeing your SHIELD engine starts rolling early. Patch calls this “networking.” SHIELD calls it “please stop breaking our stuff.”

Meanwhile, Logan’s Cabin quietly becomes one of your strongest value pieces. Every time Patch “rests,” he’s actually rummaging through his things and pulling back the exact card he wants — especially Track by Scent. Clearing a scheme with Track by Scent draws you two cards, and with Operative Skill in play, that same event becomes a 4‑thwart bomb. Cabin → Track by Scent → draw → repeat. Patch calls this “investigation.” Everyone else calls it “property damage.”

While the board stays clean, Wolverine’s Claws, Lunging Strike, and Berserker Barrage keep the villain sweating. Allies like Coulson, Monica Chang, and Professor X show up like Patch’s questionable acquaintances — helpful, but you’re still doing most of the work.

The result is a fast, punchy, self‑sustaining deck that controls the table without ever pretending Patch is a responsible adult. He’s not. He’s just a guy with an eyepatch, a healing factor, and a very loose understanding of the word “Justice.”

If anyone asks who thwarted all those schemes and left claw marks everywhere, Patch just shrugs. “Must’ve been some other guy.”

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