All Attack, No Brakes

If you follow my decks at all, first of all thank you. Second, you'll know that recently I posted a deck regarding Quicksilver since I just got him. It was a protection deck, and after finding it solid for the aspect I thought I was done. However, I have a problem. There's a little goblin that's been following me ever since. I think she was a familiar I conjured during my MTG days when Goblins in Pauper was my favorite deck. Something about Mono-Red Aggro always drew me in. She saw me make the deck and has been throwing pool noodles at me. It was getting obnoxious, so when I finally confronted her as to why, she threw raffle tickets and squirted a bunch of ketchup at me, then ran off laughing maniacally. Did that actually happen? I'm not sure, but it's the only explanation as to why I have 74 red-stained speeding tickets in my pockets and why I'm covering in a weird-smelling red paint. Anyways, let's try Pietro in Aggression.

The objective is simple: Get Fluid Motion out and then play Attacks. We have 14 (I do not have a problem.) so that shouldn't be too hard. Motion with cards like Clobber gives us essentially 7 damage turns, which if I do some math is a hefty chunk of most villains HP. This isn't including Reinforced Sinew and/or Combat Training so you can see how insanely ridiculous this gets. With your Exodia of all 3, you can One by One for a stagger 10 damage in a single turn for 1 cost. If that doesn't excite you, you're obviously a Reptoid that turns frogs gay with Dungeon & Dragons.

What if you can't get Motion, you ask like a silly goat. Step one is to hyperventilate and tell the demons you swear you'll get their money. Step two is to try Hope Summers or Superpower Training to get your Accelerated Reflex and start spamming thwarts. Or grab Sinew and stop worrying. You can also try Hit and Run to make that scheme slightly less scary so you can just windmill kick the face of whatever Villain you picked a fight with, or go Ego and start loot drawing. Just remember that you don't need to stop running, you just need to run faster. Now no more questions, I hear a wee-woo wagon and I'm almost positive they're here about the raffle tickets that I have no idea if I legally obtained. Either way, make like Quicksilver and myself and run like hell.